Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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