He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So squirting runs in the family.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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