i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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