I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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