Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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