3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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