I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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