So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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