Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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