Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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