my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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