You're so nebulous sometimes
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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