oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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