Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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