no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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