I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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