Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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