Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
