Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We just shotgunned beers for America
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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