I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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