this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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