She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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