I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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