Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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