In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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