I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
