That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
