Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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