Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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