All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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