I got chris browned last night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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