I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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