it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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