K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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