And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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