Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How external is "for external use only"?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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