A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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