Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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