even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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