i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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