i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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