At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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