i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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