sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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