More tranny stories later!
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i would punch a child for taco bell
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I am midnight drunk by noon
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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