a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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