But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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