im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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