eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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