I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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