do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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